There I was, walking down a cavern, the walls were rough and strange figures of creature and artifacts were imbedded within, the ceiling was 300 feet above me and darkness was surrounding me (if it wasn’t for my infravision I’d be hopelessly lost!).

From the distant I saw a blue light, a thin ray of soft glow created a circle of bluish illumination on the wall to my left.

Turning to my right I found a small hole in the wall that was the source for that light... but then a crack stretched across the wall from the hole upwards and towards the ground, the wall was revealing something as if it awaited me for years...

Within a moment I found myself standing in front of the oval object, it’s edges carved out of hard stone and it’s center a reflective surface. I couldn’t resist and touched the center of the mirror, small waves rippled as a vision appeared...

I saw myself sitting on a blue chair next to a square table, I was not alone, to my right sat a person of slender appearance and neurotic behavior, he was eating small crackers (I knew even before I saw the package - it was dipdip) to his right sat a vulgar man who seemed to be warping reality around him, across the table sat a bizarre couple - one seemed to be human but had some weird features to him, it was as if an automation was granted human shape; the other was a gorgeous young man who was a model for sure.

To my left cowered a slender man behind a vast wall; it was evident that he was frustrated with something...

Terror started sipping in as I realized that I was unable to control myself, for some strange reason I was compelled to behave as someone else; that was scary, but the terrible sensation that followed was something beyond comprehension, suddenly it struck me - I was dependant on the four to my right and across to save me, worse they seemed to share the accumulated intellect of a termite colony!

At that moment I woke up screaming...

Yes my friends, dreams (and nightmares) can come true!

What next you ask? I’ll tell you what; I will explain, briefly, the wondrous art of role-playing a stupid character:

Playing a stupid character: sometimes a character is stupid, sometimes a player is stupid (usually causing a severe case of moronic syndrome within his character and chronic frustration within the other players), however, it is possible that, for some reason, a player is ROLE-PLAYING his character in a way that seems foolish to you; this is no evidence to the stupidity of the player, in fact it just might mean the opposite and perhaps the ability to play something other than yourself...

More?

Okay...

I have a suggestion; we always reach a point in which the game loses track and runs amok - why not reduce tension with some party games?

Let me see, we already tried threading the jedy through the bird’s beak; why not put him on a spoon and let giant birds pass him from one to the other?

Maybe we should submerge him in a bowl of flour and let a giant bird find him (this game usually requires two birds, two bowls of flour and, alas, two jedies - we all know there’s only one real jedy who managed to bend the world sufficiently to become one); or should we let our jedy wrap a crazed warrior like a mummy? Nah, that will never work...

I got it! We’ll let a circle of giant birds spin a jedy, the bird that span the jedy gets to ask the bird that the jedy is pointing to a question - better yet, we’ll let it decide whether it likes to try a dare...

A final issue, I would like to explain something about my character to the envious player(s)*:

Heroism: thaco 14, +2d10+2 hp, 2 attacks per round.

Sword +1: +1 to hit, +1 to damage.

Strength spell: +3 to hit, +7 to damage.

Berserk rage: +1 to hit, +3 to damage, +10 hp.

Specialization: +1 to hit, +2 to damage.

Courage spell: +1 to hit, +3 to damage.

Total: Draksus.

* Best wishes to Tomer